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MBA Or Not

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Cancel The Order

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Punctual CEO!

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	This Nepali airlines is known for its punctuality. The CEO is very particular about the timing especially that of the pilots. For last one decade, Captain Dhiraj had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.</div>
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	Finally, precisely at ten, Dhiraj &nbsp;showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, &ldquo;I tripped and rolled down and nearly killed myself as I slipped on the slippery road of Baneshwor because of rain last night.&rdquo;</div>
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	<strong>A commercial banker to the central banker:</strong> &ldquo;Sir, I need a refinance facility&rdquo;.</div>
<div>
	<strong>Central Banker:</strong> &ldquo; We provide that facility for the productive sectors only&rdquo;.</div>
<div>
	<strong>The commercial banker:</strong> &ldquo;The land I have invested on is very fertile and so very productive of paddy.&rdquo;</div>
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	<strong>Central Banker:</strong> &ldquo; If that is the case why don&rsquo;t you leave the job and start farming&rdquo;?!. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;&ndash;ML</strong></div>
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<div>
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	<span style="font-size: 12px;">The commodity market in Nepal crashed, but the market analysts and exchange owners did not call it a crash though many people lost a lot of money. They called it a &lsquo;correction&rsquo;. A business journalist asked one of the commodity exchange CEOs in a press conference, &ldquo;How can you say whether it is a correction or a crash?&rdquo; She did not get a satisfactory answer.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Here is a simple way to explain this: Suppose a bus had a crash and three passengers died on the spot. You can say:&rdquo; The bus had a correction as the three men were on the way to heaven?&rdquo;&nbsp;</div>
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	In the recently held high-level meeting of the Inter Governmental Committee (IGC) between &nbsp;Nepal and India the Commerce Secretaries of both the countries were in a conversation on the dinner table.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Nepali Secretary: &lsquo;Labour problems in our nation produce hundreds of tensions for us.&rsquo;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Indian Secretary: &lsquo;Even serious for us. Labour problems in our nation produce 50,000 babies every day.&rsquo; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;-ML</strong></div>
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	<span style="font-size: 12px;">After arriving in Nepal a tourist asked his guide if there was a red-light area at least in places like Thamel of Kathmandu. The guide replied. &lsquo;No unfortunately, there is no prostitution in Nepal since 1991 &ndash; not even in Thamel or Jhamel.&rsquo;</span></div>
<div>
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<div>
	The tourist again asks: &lsquo;What do your errant young men and the rich do for their pleasure?&rsquo;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
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	The guide replies: &lsquo;They go to Thailand, Europe or India.&rsquo; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<strong> &nbsp;-ML</strong></div>',
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	At a public gathering recently a young leader of Nepali Congress Gagan Thapa was denouncing the Maoist Party. He was saying that the leaders of the Maoist Party accumulated a lot of wealth in the name of people and won the last election with the money &amp; muscle. This time it should not happen.&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Somebody from the audience shouted: &ldquo;Then why didn&rsquo;t you stop them at that time?&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	There was deathly stillness. Gagan thundered with the pointing fingers at the mass, &lsquo;Who said that?&rdquo; There was no response. After a long and petrified silence, Gagan replied to his question himself, &lsquo;Now you know why.&rdquo; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>&nbsp; &nbsp; -ML</strong></div>',
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	The son was expected to arrive from Kathmandu after completing the college studies to help father in the election campaign. The father, a former teacher by profession who is now a candidate in the upcoming election, invited his best friend to his house at Birgunj on the day of his son&rsquo;s arrival and took him to a room where the son was to be shown in. He pointed to the four things he had placed on the table. If he picks money, he said, he will be a businessman. If he takes the book of Geeta, he will be a spiritual Guru, if it&rsquo;s the bottle of Royal Stag, he will be a drunkard and a waster, and if he picks up the knife he is going to be a Don.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Both of them waited behind the curtain and watched. As the son walked in, he noticed the four items on the table. He opened the bottle of whiskey and took a long swig, he pocketed the wand of rupees, put the knife on the back pocket and the Geeta, under his arm and calmly walked away.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	The father was excited. &lsquo;Wow&rsquo;, said the father, &lsquo;he is going to be the real leader&rsquo;. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &ndash;ML</div>
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	On September 27, the World Tourism Day, a group of VIP tourists were taken on a tour in a coach to show different important cultural and heritage sites of Kathmandu, &nbsp;Patan and Bhaktapur. Nepal&rsquo;s tourism minister was also in the team.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	<strong>The tourists ask the Tourism Minister: </strong>&ldquo;Who are these people with curio items in their hands, some pushing bicycles, and some pushing the carts? And where are they from?</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	<strong>Minister:</strong> &ldquo;They are the common people of Nepal, the real rulers of this country&rdquo;.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	After a while came a fleet of flag-bearing Mercedes escorted by Traffic chiefs on white painted motorbikes followed by Pajeros full of armed policemen. The tourist coach was stopped for a while to let the caravan to pass.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	<strong>Tourists:</strong> &ldquo;And who are these&rdquo;?</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	<strong>Minister:</strong> &ldquo;Well, these are us, the servants of the people.&rdquo; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;-ML</strong></div>',
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	&nbsp;</p>
<p>
	<strong>Two bankers, Pandey and Shrestha were chatting over a drink before dinner at Little Itly, the famous Italian Restaurant in Durbarmarg.</strong></p>
<p>
	&nbsp;</p>
<p>
	<strong>Pandey: (Boasting) among our 10 senior managers, all are MBAs.</strong></p>
<p>
	<strong>Shrestha: Among our 9 senior managers, only 7 are MBAs.</strong></p>
<p>
	<strong>Pandey: Why don&rsquo;t you throw those two non-MBA&rsquo;s Out?</strong></p>
<p>
	&nbsp;</p>
<p>
	<strong>Shrestha: These two non-MBA are the only managers who are stable and run the whole bank. &ndash;ML</strong></p>',
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Shrestha: Among our 9 senior managers, only 7 are MBAs.
Pandey: Why don’t you throw those two non-MBA’s Out?',
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	A restaurant from Thamel sent an order to a distributor of liquor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn&rsquo;t been paid. The collections manager sent an email saying, &ldquo;We can&rsquo;t deliver your new order until you pay for the last one.&rdquo;&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	The next day the collections manager received a reply, &ldquo;Please cancel the order. We can&rsquo;t wait that long. &rdquo; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>-ML</strong></div>
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	This Nepali airlines is known for its punctuality. The CEO is very particular about the timing especially that of the pilots. For last one decade, Captain Dhiraj had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Dhiraj&rsquo;s arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the CEO himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
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	Finally, precisely at ten, Dhiraj &nbsp;showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, &ldquo;I tripped and rolled down and nearly killed myself as I slipped on the slippery road of Baneshwor because of rain last night.&rdquo;</div>
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	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	And the CEO said, &ldquo;And to roll down just two kilometers of road it took you a whole hour?&rdquo; Now go to the plane as you are and fly to Biratnager as passengers are waiting. As soon as you fly back to Kathmandu go to office and submit your resignation. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<strong> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -ML</strong></div>
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	Conversation between journalists and Neeraj Nepal, Manoj Chaurasia and Jay Kumar Yadav, the officers of the H &amp; B development bank sent to Jail for two years after they were found guilty in connection with a banking fraud.</div>
<div>
	The journalists: &ldquo;How long will you be in the judicial custody?&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&ldquo;Just for one year because 24 hours will be counted as two days in the jail calendar.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	The journalists: &ldquo;What are the charges against three of you?&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&ldquo;No no. No charges. Everything is free in the jail.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&ldquo;But what about the charges of banking fraud worth of Rs 1.09 billion slapped against you?&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&ldquo;Who would not do it; anybody is free to do it. You earn crores of rupees just for staying in the jails for about a year or so? If opportunity given we want to do it again.&rdquo;</div>
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	After this, journalists scurried out with the breaking news. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&ndash;ML</div>',
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	In an expensive hospital in Kathmandu, a patient pleads to the doctor, who is also the promoter of the hospital: &ldquo;Doctor, I can&rsquo;t take these awful medicines. &nbsp;As I am anyway dying just after a few days, let me die peacefully without going through this bad taste and an expensive experience.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	Doctor: &ldquo;We can&rsquo;t let you die just like that. You have to survive till your kith and kin come to see you. Let them clear the hospital bill first.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Hearing the conversation the patient of the next bed had a sudden heart attack to death. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>&nbsp;-ML</strong></div>
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	<strong>Central Banker:</strong> &ldquo; We provide that facility for the productive sectors only&rdquo;.</div>
<div>
	<strong>The commercial banker:</strong> &ldquo;The land I have invested on is very fertile and so very productive of paddy.&rdquo;</div>
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	<strong>Central Banker:</strong> &ldquo; If that is the case why don&rsquo;t you leave the job and start farming&rdquo;?!. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;&ndash;ML</strong></div>
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	<span style="font-size: 12px;">The commodity market in Nepal crashed, but the market analysts and exchange owners did not call it a crash though many people lost a lot of money. They called it a &lsquo;correction&rsquo;. A business journalist asked one of the commodity exchange CEOs in a press conference, &ldquo;How can you say whether it is a correction or a crash?&rdquo; She did not get a satisfactory answer.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Here is a simple way to explain this: Suppose a bus had a crash and three passengers died on the spot. You can say:&rdquo; The bus had a correction as the three men were on the way to heaven?&rdquo;&nbsp;</div>
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	In the recently held high-level meeting of the Inter Governmental Committee (IGC) between &nbsp;Nepal and India the Commerce Secretaries of both the countries were in a conversation on the dinner table.</div>
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	Nepali Secretary: &lsquo;Labour problems in our nation produce hundreds of tensions for us.&rsquo;</div>
<div>
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	<span style="font-size: 12px;">After arriving in Nepal a tourist asked his guide if there was a red-light area at least in places like Thamel of Kathmandu. The guide replied. &lsquo;No unfortunately, there is no prostitution in Nepal since 1991 &ndash; not even in Thamel or Jhamel.&rsquo;</span></div>
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	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	The tourist again asks: &lsquo;What do your errant young men and the rich do for their pleasure?&rsquo;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
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	The guide replies: &lsquo;They go to Thailand, Europe or India.&rsquo; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<strong> &nbsp;-ML</strong></div>',
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	At a public gathering recently a young leader of Nepali Congress Gagan Thapa was denouncing the Maoist Party. He was saying that the leaders of the Maoist Party accumulated a lot of wealth in the name of people and won the last election with the money &amp; muscle. This time it should not happen.&nbsp;</div>
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	Somebody from the audience shouted: &ldquo;Then why didn&rsquo;t you stop them at that time?&rdquo;</div>
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	&nbsp;</div>
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	There was deathly stillness. Gagan thundered with the pointing fingers at the mass, &lsquo;Who said that?&rdquo; There was no response. After a long and petrified silence, Gagan replied to his question himself, &lsquo;Now you know why.&rdquo; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>&nbsp; &nbsp; -ML</strong></div>',
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	The son was expected to arrive from Kathmandu after completing the college studies to help father in the election campaign. The father, a former teacher by profession who is now a candidate in the upcoming election, invited his best friend to his house at Birgunj on the day of his son&rsquo;s arrival and took him to a room where the son was to be shown in. He pointed to the four things he had placed on the table. If he picks money, he said, he will be a businessman. If he takes the book of Geeta, he will be a spiritual Guru, if it&rsquo;s the bottle of Royal Stag, he will be a drunkard and a waster, and if he picks up the knife he is going to be a Don.</div>
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	&nbsp;</div>
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	Both of them waited behind the curtain and watched. As the son walked in, he noticed the four items on the table. He opened the bottle of whiskey and took a long swig, he pocketed the wand of rupees, put the knife on the back pocket and the Geeta, under his arm and calmly walked away.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	The father was excited. &lsquo;Wow&rsquo;, said the father, &lsquo;he is going to be the real leader&rsquo;. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &ndash;ML</div>
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	On September 27, the World Tourism Day, a group of VIP tourists were taken on a tour in a coach to show different important cultural and heritage sites of Kathmandu, &nbsp;Patan and Bhaktapur. Nepal&rsquo;s tourism minister was also in the team.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	<strong>The tourists ask the Tourism Minister: </strong>&ldquo;Who are these people with curio items in their hands, some pushing bicycles, and some pushing the carts? And where are they from?</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	<strong>Minister:</strong> &ldquo;They are the common people of Nepal, the real rulers of this country&rdquo;.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	After a while came a fleet of flag-bearing Mercedes escorted by Traffic chiefs on white painted motorbikes followed by Pajeros full of armed policemen. The tourist coach was stopped for a while to let the caravan to pass.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	<strong>Tourists:</strong> &ldquo;And who are these&rdquo;?</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
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	<strong>Minister:</strong> &ldquo;Well, these are us, the servants of the people.&rdquo; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;-ML</strong></div>',
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	&nbsp;</p>
<p>
	<strong>Two bankers, Pandey and Shrestha were chatting over a drink before dinner at Little Itly, the famous Italian Restaurant in Durbarmarg.</strong></p>
<p>
	&nbsp;</p>
<p>
	<strong>Pandey: (Boasting) among our 10 senior managers, all are MBAs.</strong></p>
<p>
	<strong>Shrestha: Among our 9 senior managers, only 7 are MBAs.</strong></p>
<p>
	<strong>Pandey: Why don&rsquo;t you throw those two non-MBA&rsquo;s Out?</strong></p>
<p>
	&nbsp;</p>
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Shrestha: Among our 9 senior managers, only 7 are MBAs.
Pandey: Why don’t you throw those two non-MBA’s Out?',
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			'title' => 'Cancel The Order',
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	A restaurant from Thamel sent an order to a distributor of liquor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn&rsquo;t been paid. The collections manager sent an email saying, &ldquo;We can&rsquo;t deliver your new order until you pay for the last one.&rdquo;&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	The next day the collections manager received a reply, &ldquo;Please cancel the order. We can&rsquo;t wait that long. &rdquo; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>-ML</strong></div>
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	This Nepali airlines is known for its punctuality. The CEO is very particular about the timing especially that of the pilots. For last one decade, Captain Dhiraj had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Dhiraj&rsquo;s arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the CEO himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Finally, precisely at ten, Dhiraj &nbsp;showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, &ldquo;I tripped and rolled down and nearly killed myself as I slipped on the slippery road of Baneshwor because of rain last night.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	And the CEO said, &ldquo;And to roll down just two kilometers of road it took you a whole hour?&rdquo; Now go to the plane as you are and fly to Biratnager as passengers are waiting. As soon as you fly back to Kathmandu go to office and submit your resignation. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<strong> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -ML</strong></div>
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	Conversation between journalists and Neeraj Nepal, Manoj Chaurasia and Jay Kumar Yadav, the officers of the H &amp; B development bank sent to Jail for two years after they were found guilty in connection with a banking fraud.</div>
<div>
	The journalists: &ldquo;How long will you be in the judicial custody?&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&ldquo;Just for one year because 24 hours will be counted as two days in the jail calendar.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	The journalists: &ldquo;What are the charges against three of you?&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&ldquo;No no. No charges. Everything is free in the jail.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&ldquo;But what about the charges of banking fraud worth of Rs 1.09 billion slapped against you?&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&ldquo;Who would not do it; anybody is free to do it. You earn crores of rupees just for staying in the jails for about a year or so? If opportunity given we want to do it again.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	After this, journalists scurried out with the breaking news. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&ndash;ML</div>',
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	In an expensive hospital in Kathmandu, a patient pleads to the doctor, who is also the promoter of the hospital: &ldquo;Doctor, I can&rsquo;t take these awful medicines. &nbsp;As I am anyway dying just after a few days, let me die peacefully without going through this bad taste and an expensive experience.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	Doctor: &ldquo;We can&rsquo;t let you die just like that. You have to survive till your kith and kin come to see you. Let them clear the hospital bill first.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Hearing the conversation the patient of the next bed had a sudden heart attack to death. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>&nbsp;-ML</strong></div>
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	<strong>A commercial banker to the central banker:</strong> &ldquo;Sir, I need a refinance facility&rdquo;.</div>
<div>
	<strong>Central Banker:</strong> &ldquo; We provide that facility for the productive sectors only&rdquo;.</div>
<div>
	<strong>The commercial banker:</strong> &ldquo;The land I have invested on is very fertile and so very productive of paddy.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	<strong>Central Banker:</strong> &ldquo; If that is the case why don&rsquo;t you leave the job and start farming&rdquo;?!. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;&ndash;ML</strong></div>
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	Did you know that government of the bureaucrats has opened a new cafeteria? It is called the Ghus Khana.</div>
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	&nbsp;</div>',
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<div>
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	<span style="font-size: 12px;">The commodity market in Nepal crashed, but the market analysts and exchange owners did not call it a crash though many people lost a lot of money. They called it a &lsquo;correction&rsquo;. A business journalist asked one of the commodity exchange CEOs in a press conference, &ldquo;How can you say whether it is a correction or a crash?&rdquo; She did not get a satisfactory answer.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Here is a simple way to explain this: Suppose a bus had a crash and three passengers died on the spot. You can say:&rdquo; The bus had a correction as the three men were on the way to heaven?&rdquo;&nbsp;</div>
<div>
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			'title' => 'Labour Problems',
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			'content' => '<div>
	In the recently held high-level meeting of the Inter Governmental Committee (IGC) between &nbsp;Nepal and India the Commerce Secretaries of both the countries were in a conversation on the dinner table.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Nepali Secretary: &lsquo;Labour problems in our nation produce hundreds of tensions for us.&rsquo;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Indian Secretary: &lsquo;Even serious for us. Labour problems in our nation produce 50,000 babies every day.&rsquo; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;-ML</strong></div>
<div>
	&nbsp; &nbsp;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>',
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			'created' => '2013-12-31',
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			'description' => 'In the recently held high-level meeting of the Inter Governmental Committee (IGC) between  Nepal and India the Commerce Secretaries of both the countries were in a conversation on the dinner table.',
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			'title' => 'Sinless City',
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			'content' => '<div>
	<span style="font-size: 12px;">After arriving in Nepal a tourist asked his guide if there was a red-light area at least in places like Thamel of Kathmandu. The guide replied. &lsquo;No unfortunately, there is no prostitution in Nepal since 1991 &ndash; not even in Thamel or Jhamel.&rsquo;</span></div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	The tourist again asks: &lsquo;What do your errant young men and the rich do for their pleasure?&rsquo;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	The guide replies: &lsquo;They go to Thailand, Europe or India.&rsquo; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<strong> &nbsp;-ML</strong></div>',
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			'description' => 'After arriving in Nepal a tourist asked his guide if there was a red-light area at least in places like Thamel of Kathmandu. The guide replied. ‘No unfortunately, there is no prostitution in Nepal since 1991 – not even in Thamel or Jhamel.’',
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	At a public gathering recently a young leader of Nepali Congress Gagan Thapa was denouncing the Maoist Party. He was saying that the leaders of the Maoist Party accumulated a lot of wealth in the name of people and won the last election with the money &amp; muscle. This time it should not happen.&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Somebody from the audience shouted: &ldquo;Then why didn&rsquo;t you stop them at that time?&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	There was deathly stillness. Gagan thundered with the pointing fingers at the mass, &lsquo;Who said that?&rdquo; There was no response. After a long and petrified silence, Gagan replied to his question himself, &lsquo;Now you know why.&rdquo; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>&nbsp; &nbsp; -ML</strong></div>',
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			'description' => 'At a public gathering recently a young leader of Nepali Congress Gagan Thapa was denouncing the Maoist Party. He was saying that the leaders of the Maoist Party accumulated a lot of wealth in the name of people and won the last election with the money & muscle. This time it should not happen.',
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	The son was expected to arrive from Kathmandu after completing the college studies to help father in the election campaign. The father, a former teacher by profession who is now a candidate in the upcoming election, invited his best friend to his house at Birgunj on the day of his son&rsquo;s arrival and took him to a room where the son was to be shown in. He pointed to the four things he had placed on the table. If he picks money, he said, he will be a businessman. If he takes the book of Geeta, he will be a spiritual Guru, if it&rsquo;s the bottle of Royal Stag, he will be a drunkard and a waster, and if he picks up the knife he is going to be a Don.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Both of them waited behind the curtain and watched. As the son walked in, he noticed the four items on the table. He opened the bottle of whiskey and took a long swig, he pocketed the wand of rupees, put the knife on the back pocket and the Geeta, under his arm and calmly walked away.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	The father was excited. &lsquo;Wow&rsquo;, said the father, &lsquo;he is going to be the real leader&rsquo;. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &ndash;ML</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>',
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			'description' => 'The son was expected to arrive from Kathmandu after completing the college studies to help father in the election campaign. The father, a former teacher by profession who is now a candidate in the upcoming election, invited his best friend to his house at Birgunj on the day of his son’s arrival and took him to a room where the son was to be shown in. He pointed to the four things he had placed on the table. If he picks money, he said, he will be a businessman.',
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			'title' => 'For The People',
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	On September 27, the World Tourism Day, a group of VIP tourists were taken on a tour in a coach to show different important cultural and heritage sites of Kathmandu, &nbsp;Patan and Bhaktapur. Nepal&rsquo;s tourism minister was also in the team.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	<strong>The tourists ask the Tourism Minister: </strong>&ldquo;Who are these people with curio items in their hands, some pushing bicycles, and some pushing the carts? And where are they from?</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	<strong>Minister:</strong> &ldquo;They are the common people of Nepal, the real rulers of this country&rdquo;.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	After a while came a fleet of flag-bearing Mercedes escorted by Traffic chiefs on white painted motorbikes followed by Pajeros full of armed policemen. The tourist coach was stopped for a while to let the caravan to pass.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	<strong>Tourists:</strong> &ldquo;And who are these&rdquo;?</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	<strong>Minister:</strong> &ldquo;Well, these are us, the servants of the people.&rdquo; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;-ML</strong></div>',
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			'description' => 'On September 27, the World Tourism Day, a group of VIP tourists were taken on a tour in a coach to show different important cultural and heritage sites of Kathmandu,  Patan and Bhaktapur. Nepal’s tourism minister was also in the team.',
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			'title' => 'MBA Or Not',
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	&nbsp;</p>
<p>
	<strong>Two bankers, Pandey and Shrestha were chatting over a drink before dinner at Little Itly, the famous Italian Restaurant in Durbarmarg.</strong></p>
<p>
	&nbsp;</p>
<p>
	<strong>Pandey: (Boasting) among our 10 senior managers, all are MBAs.</strong></p>
<p>
	<strong>Shrestha: Among our 9 senior managers, only 7 are MBAs.</strong></p>
<p>
	<strong>Pandey: Why don&rsquo;t you throw those two non-MBA&rsquo;s Out?</strong></p>
<p>
	&nbsp;</p>
<p>
	<strong>Shrestha: These two non-MBA are the only managers who are stable and run the whole bank. &ndash;ML</strong></p>',
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			'description' => 'Pandey: (Boasting) among our 10 senior managers, all are MBAs.
Shrestha: Among our 9 senior managers, only 7 are MBAs.
Pandey: Why don’t you throw those two non-MBA’s Out?',
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			'title' => 'Cancel The Order',
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	A restaurant from Thamel sent an order to a distributor of liquor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn&rsquo;t been paid. The collections manager sent an email saying, &ldquo;We can&rsquo;t deliver your new order until you pay for the last one.&rdquo;&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	The next day the collections manager received a reply, &ldquo;Please cancel the order. We can&rsquo;t wait that long. &rdquo; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>-ML</strong></div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>',
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			'keywords' => 'the corporate weekly from Nepal, nepali corporate events – news – interviews – reviews, nepali corporate focus, nepali corporate status and news, news from nepali corporate industry, corporate happenings – events – news from nepal',
			'description' => 'A restaurant from Thamel sent an order to a distributor of liquor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.',
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			'title' => 'Punctual CEO!',
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			'content' => '<div>
	This Nepali airlines is known for its punctuality. The CEO is very particular about the timing especially that of the pilots. For last one decade, Captain Dhiraj had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Dhiraj&rsquo;s arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the CEO himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Finally, precisely at ten, Dhiraj &nbsp;showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, &ldquo;I tripped and rolled down and nearly killed myself as I slipped on the slippery road of Baneshwor because of rain last night.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	And the CEO said, &ldquo;And to roll down just two kilometers of road it took you a whole hour?&rdquo; Now go to the plane as you are and fly to Biratnager as passengers are waiting. As soon as you fly back to Kathmandu go to office and submit your resignation. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<strong> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -ML</strong></div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>',
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			'title' => 'Earn Crores And Go  For A Short Judicial Vacation',
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			'content' => '<div>
	Conversation between journalists and Neeraj Nepal, Manoj Chaurasia and Jay Kumar Yadav, the officers of the H &amp; B development bank sent to Jail for two years after they were found guilty in connection with a banking fraud.</div>
<div>
	The journalists: &ldquo;How long will you be in the judicial custody?&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&ldquo;Just for one year because 24 hours will be counted as two days in the jail calendar.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	The journalists: &ldquo;What are the charges against three of you?&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&ldquo;No no. No charges. Everything is free in the jail.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&ldquo;But what about the charges of banking fraud worth of Rs 1.09 billion slapped against you?&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&ldquo;Who would not do it; anybody is free to do it. You earn crores of rupees just for staying in the jails for about a year or so? If opportunity given we want to do it again.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	After this, journalists scurried out with the breaking news. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&ndash;ML</div>',
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			'title' => 'A Caring Hospital!',
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			'summary' => null,
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	In an expensive hospital in Kathmandu, a patient pleads to the doctor, who is also the promoter of the hospital: &ldquo;Doctor, I can&rsquo;t take these awful medicines. &nbsp;As I am anyway dying just after a few days, let me die peacefully without going through this bad taste and an expensive experience.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	Doctor: &ldquo;We can&rsquo;t let you die just like that. You have to survive till your kith and kin come to see you. Let them clear the hospital bill first.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>
<div>
	Hearing the conversation the patient of the next bed had a sudden heart attack to death. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>&nbsp;-ML</strong></div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>',
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			'description' => 'In an expensive hospital in Kathmandu, a patient pleads to the doctor, who is also the promoter of the hospital:',
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			'title' => 'Productive Sector Loan',
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			'summary' => null,
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	<strong>A commercial banker to the central banker:</strong> &ldquo;Sir, I need a refinance facility&rdquo;.</div>
<div>
	<strong>Central Banker:</strong> &ldquo; We provide that facility for the productive sectors only&rdquo;.</div>
<div>
	<strong>The commercial banker:</strong> &ldquo;The land I have invested on is very fertile and so very productive of paddy.&rdquo;</div>
<div>
	<strong>Central Banker:</strong> &ldquo; If that is the case why don&rsquo;t you leave the job and start farming&rdquo;?!. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;&ndash;ML</strong></div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>',
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			'description' => 'Corporate Humor..',
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			'title' => 'Cafeteria',
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	Did you know that government of the bureaucrats has opened a new cafeteria? It is called the Ghus Khana.</div>
<div>
	-ML</div>
<div>
	&nbsp;</div>',
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	<span style="font-size: 12px;">The commodity market in Nepal crashed, but the market analysts and exchange owners did not call it a crash though many people lost a lot of money. They called it a &lsquo;correction&rsquo;. A business journalist asked one of the commodity exchange CEOs in a press conference, &ldquo;How can you say whether it is a correction or a crash?&rdquo; She did not get a satisfactory answer.&nbsp;</span></div>
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	Here is a simple way to explain this: Suppose a bus had a crash and three passengers died on the spot. You can say:&rdquo; The bus had a correction as the three men were on the way to heaven?&rdquo;&nbsp;</div>
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FOREX

Currency	Unit	Buy	Sell
U.S. Dollar	1	121.23	121.83
European Euro	1	131.65	132.31
UK Pound Sterling	1	142.47	143.18
Swiss Franc	1	124.29	124.90
Australian Dollar	1	71.69	72.05
Canadian Dollar	1	83.90	84.32
Japanese Yen	10	10.94	11.00
Chinese Yuan	1	17.17	17.26
Saudi Arabian Riyal	1	32.27	32.43
UAE Dirham	1	33.01	33.17
Malaysian Ringgit	1	27.36	27.50
South Korean Won	100	9.77	9.82

Update: 2020-03-25 | Source: Nepal Rastra Bank (NRB)

Bullion

Fine Gold	1 tola	77000.00
Tejabi Gold	1 tola	76700.00
Silver	1 tola	720.00

Update : 2020-03-25

Source: Federation of Nepal Gold and Silver Dealers' Association

Petroleum

Petrol	1 Liter	106.00
Diesel	1 Liter	95.00
Kerosene	1 Liter	95.00
LP Gas	1 Cylinder	1375.00